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Quotes by Lily Tomlin
(1939 - )


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CompetitionThe trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
ComplainingMan invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
HypocrocyNo matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
LifeWe're all in this alone.
Misc.I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Misc.I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
Pacing yourselfFor fast acting relief, try slowing down.
PessimismThings are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
PoliticiansNinety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
PoliticsNinety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
- (comedienne, actress)
RealityReality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
RealityReality is nothing but a collective hunch.
SuccessSometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
SuccessSometimes I worry about being a success in a medicore world.
- (comedienne, actress)
SuccessThe trouble with the rat race is that even in you win, you're still a rat.
- (comedienne, actress)
WordsWhy isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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